fuck house of blues: san diego.
it’s a shithole. i’ll elaborate when i have a moment. in the meantime, here’s my yelp review.
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i lol’d @ fifa. silly newbs.
i lol every time
and wtf happened last night?
i’ll tell you what happened. got a lil drunk… ok, got really really drunk. [enter Matt Joliquor] got my crossfade on. went to some place that played music. geek’d the beat. got my dance on. got a wristband from someone. flirted with girls? fail. too drunk to be charming. got free drinks? didn’t smoke a cigarette. sat in a car. vomited. can’t remember the last...
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It’s been over a week since i’ve quit smoking cigarettes! today marks my 10th day! i owe it all to the chain smoke to sickness idea. my short term goal is 3 weeks, so 11 more days after today. if i can make it past 21 days, i’m good to go.
kellynfierce: amandablaze: danforth: erockappel: Great clip from 2004 of Leno announcing that he’s giving his show to Conan. is it over now? this should pretty much rap things up.
fckin' pizza hut...
their pizza is so fckin greasy disgusting… big mistake in ordering a large pep last night, ugh.
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ok, so i'm an asshole
…especially when i’ve been drinking. i’ve been thinking about eliminating the drinking along with the decision to quit smoking. of course, quitting the drank would only be a temporary thing. i accidentally passed around a splyff to people trying to quit smoking, breaking their smoke-free streak and almost threw up in the process. maybe, i’ll just stick to total sobriety...
so i started the smoke-free count over and tomorrow is day 3. seems easier after smoking myself ill. i recommend that method to anyone wanting to quit.
Exercise according to Ian
Matt: going to cut back on drinking & smoking
Matt: i've been eating more
Matt: i want to get fit
Matt: cause seriously, i don't want to suck wind when we go hiking in may
Ian: yeah son, i'm eating like burritos everyday
Ian: it's awesome
Ian: i tried jogging actually
Ian: a few days ago
Ian: it really hurt... i think it's unhealthy
Matt: just gotta keep doing it
Matt: it's habit forming
Ian: exercise is like playing an rpg
Ian: gay, unfun, devicive lvling system to make you think it's fun
ok, i think i’m going to start putting in a little more personality in my tumblr…instead of just posting weird shit and reblogging
“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.” -Mitch Ratcliffe
redsuspenders: iguessthatscool: i hate pride and prejudice and all things jane austen its like she lived her entire life constantly menstruating her entire life was just one long period thank god someone agrees i agree. it’s like *reading* a shit-filled day-time shit-eating soap opera. “pride and prejudice and zombies” is a decent attempt at making austen’s...
tumblr is broken.
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