it hurts to breathe
had a double-down from kfc. heartburn less than 5 hours later. shit. i just wish it was as big as it seemed in the commercial.
Things i like to do...when i'm drunk
play with my knife yell at people walking on the opposite side of the street…who i don’t know. speak spanglish make things as awkward as possible run at full speed trip and fall while running get road rash from falling drive. yea…i know. be more awkward fail at having a serious conversation about anything
Turn Paracord into Emergency Handcuffs →
hmmm… funny that this came up
How to Make Popcorn with Bacon Fat →
bacon flavored popcorn? this can’t be healthy.
TSA: Netbooks, e-readers and iPads can be kept... →
this makes traveling so much easier. it’s a pain in the ass to go through security checks as it is. hopefully the TSA officers are familiar with the new policy. glad i have a netbook.
Earthquake (cocktail) - Wikipedia, the free... →
just sat through +25 seconds of earthquake. have a drink!
Make Your Own Girl Scout Cookies : Our versions of... →
oh hells yea!