April 2010
35 posts
it hurts to breathe
had a double-down from kfc. heartburn less than 5 hours later. shit.
i just wish it was as big as it seemed in the commercial.
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Things i like to do...when i'm drunk
play with my knife
yell at people walking on the opposite side of the street…who i don’t know.
speak spanglish
make things as awkward as possible
run at full speed
trip and fall while running
get road rash from falling
drive. yea…i know.
be more awkward
fail at having a serious conversation about anything
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Turn Paracord into Emergency Handcuffs →
hmmm… funny that this came up
How to Make Popcorn with Bacon Fat →
bacon flavored popcorn? this can’t be healthy.
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TSA: Netbooks, e-readers and iPads can be kept... →
this makes traveling so much easier. it’s a pain in the ass to go through security checks as it is. hopefully the TSA officers are familiar with the new policy. glad i have a netbook.
Earthquake (cocktail) - Wikipedia, the free... →
just sat through +25 seconds of earthquake. have a drink!
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Make Your Own Girl Scout Cookies : Our versions of... →
oh hells yea!
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